I will give you ten facts. As opposed to commandments.

Hello.

My name is Beckyy.

You probably don’t know me.
And that’s probably better for you.
But as an avid user of the interwebs I know what it is that you’re really here for.
You want to know who the hell I am.
I understand completely.
However, just because I’m understanding doesn’t mean I’m freaking dumb.
So I’m not going to tell you my life story, you’ll just have to read my blog and piece it all together.
Yay for hobbies.
Since I am kind and loving I will help make it easier for you…

1. I am a person of extremes. I either love you to pieces and will do pretty much anything you ask me, or I hate you. Even if I hate you I probably will do anything you ask me too anyway. Yes that’s right, I’m one of those lovely people pleasers.

2. I am very very very moody. I simply cannot add enough verys to that statement. I think I piss a lot of people off, but those who I don’t piss off love me and so in return they are entitled to my happy moods most of the time. And let’s face it, my angry mood is probably a hell of a lot more fun than your happy mood is anyway. Which leads me to the next point…

3. I am entertaining. I laugh constantly. I am not kidding. IT IS CONSTANT. 80% of the time I don’t know why I am laughing. I just do. It seems to have a positive effect on those around me… well at least no one seems to be complaining.

4. I am obsessed with photography. I usually have some kind of camera on me at all times and I take photos of stupid things and make my friends go all like “wtf Becky”. But 9 times out of 10 my photos come out awesomely. It’s called talent bitches (and my Nikon D60)

5. I attract cats. I have no clue why. They just seem to like me. It’s ok though, cuz I like them too. Very much. More than people mostly. I would totally be a crazy cat lady with like 20 million cats when I grow up, only the problem is that I’d rather just have the one cat and like shower it with all my affections. And cat food. I bet you anything my cat would be fat, I tend to overfeed things.

6. I am a pretty skilled writer. Not that this blog is any indication of that. But the other day I was reading through really old entries and I realised that my blogging style has actually improved. I was quite proud of myself. But yes, my real writing that you know, I don’t let people read, yes well it’s awesome. But you’ll never read it so…

7. I like starting sentences with the word I. Just in case you hadn’t noticed.

8. I am kind of up myself. I mean not in the way that I refuse to talk to people who I feel are “beneath me” (for lack of a better expression) but rather in that I am constantly thinking shallow thoughts. I’m even thinking them right now. Pretty hypocritical since sometimes I leave the house looking like some kind of closet monster. But eh.

9. I had naturally curly hair. But I straightened it so much that only one side curls now. Which means that I look like some kind of scary faggot with half curly half straight hair. This is why I always straighten it, or braid it. Or something.

10. I am terrible with numbers. Like srsly when I go shopping I have to use the calculator on my phone to work out how much shit is when I add it together. This is why I need shopping buddies. Especially ones who can add past ten.

Hope you enjoyed your ten facts.
I know I did.

now comment.